8.11.2005

Cumming: The Fragrance


Okay, y'all gots to check this out. http://www.cummingthefragrance.com

Watch the commercial. I implore you.

It made me feel deeply uncomfortable, not because of the nudity or dusky eyeshadow, but because Alan Cumming is, well...embarassing! He's embarassing! I am so embarassed. He's just yammering on about nothing. "Because, at the end of the day, it's your essence that matters." Oh, okay. But, my beloved Cumming is, at least, entertaining and handsome, even if he appears to be a blithering idiot.

When I develop Conway: The Fragrance, there might be nudity, white sheets, sexy music, and smoky eyeliner, but I'll leave the incoherent babbling to someone else. There's nothing less sexy than rambling on! Take it from me, Cumming; zip it. Your mouth, I mean. Those pants can stay as is.

5 comments:

ted d. said...

lauren told me to watch this and I'm glad you've taken the head of someone and exposed yourself to this power.

This new master may be the cause for the disappearance of ennui.

day-to-day incompetencies said...

That picture is disturbing! i mean the symbolism of the white violin and all on his crotch.... then again maybe not

Derek said...

Umm....I kind of feel a little different about shaking his hand now. yeah....ah. whew...ok.

squidhelmet said...

This looks like a joke that went too far.

sue said...

i wonder if it smells like the real thing?