I have a lot of expectations from Santa, but this is not one of them.
From Etsy seller IDConnection. Dang. Oh man; I just read the note, too! "Mom has died and gone away, Daddy seems so sad most every evening?!" I know I've vowed to stop collecting things that just sit in boxes, but this may be a must-have.
(Please note that I wasn't looking at Christmas stuff on purpose, I swear. It just happened.)