My brother is a genius.

When you're a Conway, you might take something like this to traffic court to illustrate your point. I mean, why not?


Tara said...

Is your car the blue one with no bumper and the big dark storm cloud suspended in the air right above your windshield. Juror (If I was on the panel): "SHE'S INNOCENT, I SAY, INNOCENT!" Okay, so traffic courts don't have juries...tsk tsk...details details...Hey, I'd let you go just based on talent alone...I'd hang that shit in my living room, GIRL!

ted d. said...

will your brother drop the briefcase and make the plaintiff's neck turn, proving your innocence?

or maybe you are the plaintiff in which case, watch out! briefcases are a trap!