I just got word that two of my most beloved friends will be getting married in 2010! I can't wait to go to Austin and Portland to witness the nuptials (the grossest word ever, ever, besides panties!). I am so, so happy that they're happy, and as always, so glad for these long and steady friendships.

I hope they don't mind that I've taken the liberty of picking out their wedding cake toppers for them. I am obsessed with these damn things and their existence is pretty much the most exciting thing about getting married for me.



chickens and hens said...

Yeah! You are coming to Portland! Wahoo!

oh, who is getting married?????!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

I may or may not wear PANTIES during my NUPTIALS. Let's take it to the next bad-word level: I may or may not wear PANTIES during my NUPTIALS. I hope that the MOIST weather in Austin doesn't create any unwanted DISCHARGE. I wouldn't want anyone to blow CHUNKS.


katherine.sharpe said...

Dear Anonymous,

I love you so goddamn much. And if there is MOIST NUPTIAL DISCHARGE, I will be there to experience its results.

pollyanna cowgirl said...

Oops, that was me, Polly, before. I needed to sign out of my Google Analytics account. Eek.

Anonymous said...


are you posing as a katherine? BTW: A new word I hate in an entirely different way (not the way where hear the actual word pronounciation makes me cringe, but knowing that if i'm hearing the word, I must be in a cringe-worthy situation? NETWORKING.


Molly said...

Ha! My friend's hate for the word panties has rubbed off on me too. She hates that and 'moist' though on a completely unrelated level. Just realized I posted a comment on your blog from 2007. Whoops! It looks similar in this tiny browser window I'm using. I thought I was way behind on posts, but I was just in the wrong place.