Without sharing too many sordid details, I think the following video sums up the insane bureaucracy of my most recent temporary gig at a large corporation.



I had to make ten thousand phone calls just to find out if it was actually my last day at work today, because no one in the office seemed authorized to give me a solid answer. This kind of stuff drives me loco, man. But enough venting! Onward and upward, as usual.

I Want to Kiss You All Over...

Well, I'm certainly not surprised. But that doesn't mean it's okay. Please listen to the following song to find out why I am a tragic pariah for the next two weeks.