7.11.2005


Once I had to babysit some eerily sexually precocious little boys, who both had a vested interest in Playboy magazine and all things boob-related. They were cute, but alarming, and since I don't feel that comfortable around children, it was almost better, like hanging out with some dirty old men in 8-year-old bodies. Just kidding. It was horrible. I think they knew more about sex than I did at that point; I was around 13 or 14. They really wanted to watch this pervy anime video, but it got so raunchy after a few minutes that I couldn't bear it and begged them to watch Biodome instead. I will forever connect this movie with a sense of relief, and although I had warm feelings for Pauly Shore previous to its viewing, he fills me with a sense of calm and well-being. I think Biodome is my favorite Pauly Shore movie, and actually, the only one I find watchable at all. Son-in-Law has its moments, but on the whole, is a total embarassment. Pauly has so much more to offer. Look at those soulful eyes. Pauly Shore is a man of depth and character, and, in this photo, posed just like I was for my senior picture.

However, Stephen Baldwin can suck it! Talentless loser!

3 comments:

Derek said...

Wasn't Pauly recently cast in the made for TV Richard Simmons bio-pic 'Gentle Sweat'?

ted d. said...

I will now consider you my Pauly Shore go-to person- a skill I wasn't aware you possessed...

ps: due to my phone's blindness, I can't call you since I don't know your number, only how to dial/push 'TALK' when I see "POLLY"

Crystal said...

Gee, those kids sound like a nightmare. Thank god those days are over! (hopefully) thanks for bringing the weaz back into our lives.