7.01.2005

Red Flyer: Drink it and be glad!


I'd like to make my first cheap wine recommendation. Available at your neighborhood Trader Joe's, the Red Flyer table wine is a steal at $5.99. My dear, dear friends and I were pleasantly surprised by it this evening. Lovely! I could drink it until I black out, pass out, and wake up wearing a bathing suit with my right boob hanging out. Oh wait, that was two weeks ago. Different wine.

At my brother's request, I got all dressed up to go to an 80's party, but he said it was lame and that I was better off not making an appearance, due to the fact that the party was "lame" and "populated by 19-year-olds." Whatevs. Now all this blue eyeshadow is being wasted on my only companion here at the home front, this apple crumb pie from Marie Callender's. Alas!

5 comments:

Crystal said...

wow! blue eye shadow, and Marie Callenders! I am sooo jealous. I am wearing purple smoky eye, and drinking makers. If only we lived within 50 miles of each other, I would suggest a pairing of the two. love ya babe!

squidhelmet said...

You know...

I go from rags to riches!

Derek said...

I feel a little cheated that I missed the apearance of your boob. I was even occupying the neighboring bed. But, I'll make sure I check the wine next time we share housing together.

ted d. said...

God! I wish I had your problems "Derek", all I was getting was boob when I woke up and looked around.

pollyanna cowgirl said...

Sorry, Ted. I knew it couldn't have escaped all eyes.