A First

Nino Ferrer sings one of my favorite songs, Les Cornichons. It's kooky and insanely danceable, but not as kooky as this video for Oh! He! Hein! Bon!, which seems to have a loose plot revolving around putting a parade float together. Yeah, that's right. Embrace it!

Remote-control cars: new hipster pastime? These people are remarkably blase about it, much like my brother always was after the inital thrill had worn off on Christmas morning.

Ye-ye!

How can I make this elbow-bumping move a new fad? Also, I need all the clothes in this video.

Not a fast learner...

Remember yesterday when I wasn't freaking out? Yeah, scratch that. I'm freaking out a little. So much to do, so little time! Like, seriously! This is the plight of a life-long procrastinator. I'm pretty sure that there hasn't been an time that I haven't procrastinated, no matter how important the event/assignment/job. I always wait until the last minute. And amazingly, I learn nothing from the disastrous results!

But I miraculously squeeze by every time, which should happen this time as well. I'm also really excited; I have a lot of new products and an all-new display, including my beloved pea-soup green school desk.

When I'm at work and I need to get things done, I like to listen to French 60's pop. When I need to do mindless busywork, I listen to stand-up comedy. Right now, I need to get things done, so here's a Scopitone of France Gall singing "Baby Pop," one of my nose-to-the-grindstone superjams.

I can't tell if this is the most boring video I've ever seen, or the most awesomely nuanced piece of film of all time. I suspect a little of both.

Let's do a vote; whose dancing do you prefer, the girl in the white dress, or the black?